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mishafuckingackles:

dean-winchester-is-batman:

dracomafloy:

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Come and come on and RAISE YOUR RAT

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reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH 

HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR 

IT’S BACK 

(Source: sextective, via heart)

me peeing
  • me:shit son
  • me:sHIT
  • me:that water is barely yellow
  • me:
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  • me:i am hydrated as HELL

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(via heart)

(Source: best-of-memes, via d3ssins)

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

(via frikcking)

Bad Kids Jokes Special: Unanswered Jokes 3

badkidsjokes:

Submissions by different kids, all without answers.

why did the fone go to the docters

what is a chip’s favorite dance?

what do polar bears do in there spare time??

what do you call a man with a plastic bag on his head

What do you do if you have a cheese drink.

why did a man lay some eggs

why did the leaf go to the docter

reclusieve:


There’s a species of solitary mason bees that make these pretty little nests for their larvae out of flower petals.

how can you not enjoy insects

reclusieve:

There’s a species of solitary mason bees that make these pretty little nests for their larvae out of flower petals.

how can you not enjoy insects

(Source: davidbyrne, via aneyelashwish)

Shut Up

badkidsjokes:

a boys name is shut up. his teacher asked him his name and he said “shut up”

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

(via supermoclel)

Can You

badkidsjokes:

CAN YOU FART

DO IT NOW

Middle Age

badkidsjokes:

What do you call a middle age ,sad grey hair woman?

A teacher