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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via l--o--t--r)

danceincitystreets:

Play this on loop at my burial service

(Source: falloutboypatrick, via awkwardvagina)

tiduspoo:

bye

tiduspoo:

bye

(via mrcleanrightbehindyou)

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

(via danfreakindavis)

(Source: thestoryischanging, via circumcising)

kardashy:

an unexpected twist

(via disagreed)

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via funneestuff)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via funneestuff)

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

becauseavengers:

godsofmischiefandthunder:

like good tequila 

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or fine wine

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some things

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just 

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get better

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with 

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age

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 #this better fucking apply to me #i think i got uglier actaully #am I cheese?

I think it starts in the mid to late twenties and you just get hotter from there

(Source: thored, via funneestuff)

grandmasterbooty:

revolution

grandmasterbooty:

revolution

(Source: amatsu3hunna, via foodfinisher)